PLAGUED MEMES! A Beginner’s Guide to Awesome. Mar 16, 2011 22:26:30 GMT -4
Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2011 22:26:30 GMT -4
Ever seen a conversation in the chatbox where you had absolutely no idea what the hell anyone was talking about? Well, I took the liberty of creating this thread to explain some of the memes floating around Plagued, for the convenience of new members, or just people left out of the loop.
Post any more inside jokes or memes that you think should be added to the list, or any descriptions you feel should be edited. Please include links if there’s any outstanding examples, or anything supporting your entry.
Featuring one of our members Lutta, this video quickly became viral among the members of Plagued, and to this day has become known as the #1 Meme. By some, known as the site-wide anthem, or at least the greatest thing to shout randomly in any chatbox conversation, thread post, or skype call. See the legendary video here: [X].
What began as a way for Plagued members to keep in contact with one another for fun, grew into an every-weekend party in which members drink, talk about just about anything and everything, sing, listen to music, and just have an all-around good time. Some calls can be silent or just listening to kappa make strange noises and people giggle uncontrollably. Recent times have been a little too busy for members, so skype calls don‘t happen every weekend like they once did, but when the occasional call is made fun definitely ensues.
[X], For obvious reasons, this is deemed awesome.
Jasper’s Non-existent Pizza
Began as Ash commenting she was eating pizza, and Jasper wanting some. To this day he continues his pursuit for pizza, and Ash continues to explain that she already ate it. YOU ARE NEVER GETTING THE PIZZA JASPER. D:<
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
Lutta (Kappa) HATES Justin Beiber. For obvious reasons, he insists to scream this whenever J.B. is seen, heard, or mentioned. This has caught on since, and some members bring it up or remember it upon seeing any trace of that annoying little bastard.
Ash’s posted chatbox remark, that was only known to Corbin and Dallas at the time: [X].
Beating a horse with a shovel
What began in a conversation between Drew and Ash: [X], became a common inside joke. If it's something that pisses you off enough toe start beating a horse with a shovel, it must be pretty bad.
When it first began as a group in the chatbox changing their names: . It became a full-on site affair: .
Started by Ash on a random day, she enticed others into creating pokemon cards just as she did, resulting in a thread filled with member submissions: [X].
Yes, we’re all power rangers now too. [X].
Sexually Explicit Raiders
...Just a passing thought from me: [X]. Although since Nyx has been added to the group, we decided she would be the hot piece of ass in the group.
[X] An alternate means of facepalming, Also typed as *palm2face*.
What started off as Slade, Jon, and Ash becoming obsessed with Tron, and then Ash sharing the literal Tron trailer by Tobuscus with the site: , The screaming of "JEFF BRIDGES!!" has become a site-wise phenomenon, especially in skype sessions. Mentioned in Ash’s video: . He is one day to become the site's mascot, and role-model for all to worship. Along with Old Spice guy, he is the deity of this forum.. whether he knows it or not.
Climbing upon people
Starting with Ash being referred as an "amazon" for being 5’10’’, Drew and other members insist on climbing on people now.. For whatever reason.
It's the most common phrase used by Corrine (a.k.a. Embry Claire) in the chatbox, which supports the theory that she is in fact, a dinosaur.
Dain’s saying. Means "not cool". Usually if he says that, you know he’s serious.
An insult created by Drew, yet has nothing in particular to do with a horse. If you're ever called this, consider yourself the lowest form of life next to a steaming pile of dog crap.
The act of hitting your head on a desk, or sometimes other flat, hard surfaces. Patented by Ash, and causes severe rage fits from Ozzy. Usually meant to express frustration, embarrassment, or how stupid your last comment was.
Also patented by Ash, for when she's bored and/or feeling random, she will flail much like this: [X]
See "Desk, Wall, Floor, Roof."
Desk, Wall, Floor, Roof
What started as an occasional random comment to break the chatbox silence, became an event sparked by Slade and other members who took the roles of the Floor, Wall, Roof, and Desk.. Just for shits and giggles: [http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g237/Nami_Elementallist/LAWL.png][/url], . Today, however, is used very rarely with Slade‘s absence and Sober smiting anyone changing their chatbox name.[/blockquote]
Possibly began from a post on page 5 of the thread "Home Sweet Home" , in which Lutta and Charlotte Hunter were engaged in an epic battle for survival in the barren plains, Lutta used the theme "Battery" by Van Canto:  as his pot theme; which can now be associated to him being called "THE BATTERY"! Both the character, and he himself.
T.J. IS THE MOTHAFUCKIN‘ BATMAN!
Seriously.. He is.
Kito Eating Keyboards
Began when Ash took her time replying in the thread "Just can’t get enough" with Kito, Ozzy, and Hybris. The longer Kito has to wait for a post, the more keyboards he
Leppy, DO A BARREL ROLL!
While working on a post Ash caught a glimpse of the new member "Leppy" talking in the chatbox, and in which case she was so tired and "out of it" that she mistook the name as "Peppy" (Peppy hare from Starfox64), in which case she shouted "DO A BARREL ROLL!" after each time he spoke. This joke has gone somewhat out of use, but still remains a milestone in Ash's long line of stupid comments.
Drew needs to move closer to a Plagued member she she isn't so damn alone. Since joining the site, I'm not sure if she's still "forever alone" anymore.
Z & Ash's Sausagefest
We both discussed that when we all have our massive offline Plagued party, that Z and I would be in charge of catering. I told her about these smokey sausages I ate once with cheese in them, and she insisted on calling an afternoon where her and I eat them a "sausagefest". I honestly wonder if she said that knowing the dirty context other people mistake it for so often.
[X] Origin unknown, I missed most of the conversation. No homo.
Out of completely random use of censors one night, Drew came up with these nicknames for each of the mods: [X] On the occasional time we’ll refer to one another as these names, and even swear at each other with them. ( Ex. "Drew is such an Ashing Dallas." ...I called her a fucking slut. >>; ILY DREW~<3
Home of the plagued bots. Sentry guns and Corrine's chinese meal and the ruby slippers. Re-enforced with masking tape after previous times. Only Spectra and Ozzy know the location, many people seemed to of been killed by it. It also appeared in limbo for a brief moment of time.
A character in possibly the strangest television show ever created, called "The Mighty Boosh". Lilith's greatest weapon against Ash, causes explosive /headdesk fits and spontaneous rage.
Brought into the world by the druggie Charlie Sheen: [X] and taken by Jon for personal use. Jon is always WINNING!
Scott Manuever *NEW!*
The act of Scott constantly failing to change her name in the chatbox, no matter how many times she tries. ex. [*color=red]scott[*color]
GOLDEN POODLE GODDESS SOBER
Nobody really knows how Ozzy came up with this nickname in the first place, but she rolls with it. We try not to question it. The nickname is absolute.
"BACON!" "BAON!" "KRAFT DINNAH!"
After a late-night chatbox conversation between Petrova, Lilith, and Ash, the words 'Kraft Dinner' and 'Bacon' were adapted into substitues for "JEFF BRIDGES!!". On occasion these three musketeers will bring up the meme, but it's best yelled the "jeff bridges" way. (yes, there is a certain 'way' of saying it.)
The name of either his piece of shit computer laptop thingy, or the terrible internet he has.
Ash is the resident PORN STAR.
Everyone's shared delusion that Ash is a porn star.
An object from the video game series Final fantasy" that revives dead players. Often used when the chatbox dies suddenly, to bring it back to life. Sometimes more than one is needed to get a conversation going again.
OLD SPICE GUY
A famous line taken from the movie "300" in which case, Plagued is just as, if not more epic than sparta and the movie.
What began innocently in the "Plagued crack pairing game" became a site-wide phenomenon.  The pairing is between Lutta and Dustin Bevar, the spoof Justin Beiber character. Due to Lutta's hatred for Justin, Lilith created the character solely to piss him off, and then created the crack pairing that spread like wildfire. Many members hope to one day see more fanfictions of this pairing made, and perhaps one day some dramatic moments between the two in a thread at some point. A wonderful portrait of the couple together created by Lilith. 
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Patented by Dallas, we call it "Pulling a Dallas" or the "Dallas Manuever". In which case, he has been known to spam the ever-loving shit out of the chatbox and forums.
ANGREH FAICE. The ULTIMATE pissed off/not impressed emote. Used most-often by Drew and Ash to scold members, or just for the hell of it.[/font]